Thursday, March 08, 2007


FOR BLANK NOISE ACTION HEROES ONLINE PROJECT

Ah what the heck?

What's the point? Is anybody listening? Does anybody care? Or will I be told to cover up, cower down and conceal my hair?

It's Woman's Day and I'm still afraid.
It's Woman's Day and by my very biology I am vulnerable.
It's Woman's Day and what the heck?
I still have a good 40 years left to fight.


Hero, at least in my own eyes.

At 14, I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw a girl of about nine accompanied by an unsavoury looking type. She kept shrugging him off. So I pulled my self up and said to myself, Izzy, this is your chance to make a difference.

So I took off, school bag bouncing up and down between my shoulder blades and managed to grab the little girl's school bag.

Her eyes went balloon like in fear and her arms windmilled, her feet scrabbling hopelessly in the mud.

And I said, huffing and puffing, "Is this man bothering you?"

She stopped trying to get away from my grip, slapped her forehead and said, "No ya! He's my servant."

This time I got it right.


So at 16 years old I'm walking on the pavement to my club.

I begin to notice a man walking in front of me, constantly looking back at me.

The first time I ignored.

The second time I glared him down.

The third time I gestured. What? WHAT?

Still there was a fourth time.

So I followed him.

I followed him lasciviously.

I followed him to the beedi shop. I lurked at the bus stop while he waited. I followed him to the taxi stand. I all but followed him home.

I don't think he'll ever harass anyone again.

25 have the audacity:

Anonymous said...

How come you never follow me home?

The Mad Momma said...

Iz... i wish i had come up to the hostel the night i got harassed and brought you down.. one day lulu did drop a guy to the ground and kick him in the crotch.. wow.. i must write abt that someday too...

squindia said...

thanks for sharing :-)

jedi said...

apt! lascivious girl at bust stop :)

closetalk said...

o good gosh, ure DANGEROUS lady! i'm keeping my distance! *smirks*

iz said...

@ Jedi I changed it. Thanks for pointing out my typo!

OrangeJammies said...

*giggle* Izzy, you rock!

Dan said...

Jeez, I was wondering if you were going to follow me home! I would have made us some coffee and cookies. :)

How's it going Iz? :)

Shyam said...

Yikes, that could have worked out badly - he could have taken it as encouragement!

TS said...

That's one man who'll never turn into a pillar of salt.

You Go Girl.

Happy W-Day!

tangled said...

you didn't come :(

iksha said...

wow! really, you go girl! sometimes, one glance is enough to scare them away!

Devilled said...

YAAA! I got a rose and chocolate from my office for Wimmens DAY :D The rose was smelly BTW

Anonymous said...

Yes, a bad stummuck, young missy!
Devilled

Akkare said...

Great news about your grandmom!!!!!

hedonistic hobo said...

eve teasing ^%^&#%TY %Y$#@@#%*!@...... breathe hobo breathe........mmmmhooooo mmmmmhoooooo

never back out of my drive way without a baseball bat firmly by my side. a phallus shaped weapon to set those zealous phalluses right. never used it but mann bahut karta hai re.....

Me said...

I am glad your grandmom is ok and thanks for sharing:)

Fuzzylogic said...

LOL,I'm sure that guy would never have followed anyone again,You go Iz!

Alan said...

I'm missing part of the story. Was he looking back lasciviously or just seeing who was following him.?

OrangeJammies said...

hey! you're on my blog...as a winner of the Thinking Blog award! go look at yourself on my page! :0)

Brooklyn Frank said...

harassment blows/

Who ees thees Anamika? said...

Excellent move! It never occurred to me. Although you can outstare most of these people. They're just pathetic, thrill-seeking cowards underneath it all.

karmickids said...

Peed my pants on this one...

M said...

izza i laughed so much. "no ya!"?!!! ha ha ha. awww. i miss you. :(

nishant said...

RESPECT!