Middle name 'Wuss.'

I have deleted the earlier post about abusing and fighting with my boss. Apart from the fact that the thought of me abusing upsets my parents and sends them off soya biscuits for a week, I have also been advised by many people who support the banana cake industry to take the post off.

Because the post may lose me my job and also the remaining shreds of the reputation I lost at 16. This discovery of my inner self-that I truly CAN be the nasty bitch inside has made me feel powerful. I feel able to say NO to the free plastic flower they give out at Bangalore airport and also to the Herbalife ladies. Deep breath, shoulders back, NO I don't want my hair cut 3 inches, 2 1/2 will do. Er...thank you.

I have been telling everyone that I am not afraid of not having a job. I am a confident beautiful woman and scrubbing the cracks in the floor tiles with a toothbrush is extremely important, gratifying and world changing.

So, if anyone is dying to know what the controversial post was about, it was a bitter, angry diatribe about traffic. There. That's right. That's what it was about.